I realized that strange things happen in grocery stores and that these silly stories might well bring joy to others, … More
I will not write love poetry this springeven when the season makes the city giddy,every block a white bosom bared,the … More
Behold, the crooked politician,a primate before the primaries.Swollen leg a map of all the placeshe’s trampled on then placated, pure … More
Stick your crooked schnozzles
back in your masks.
Sanitize your hands
before you touch me again.
What exactly is a “Five and Dime”? That’s the other thing you can do at five o’clock to unwind, and … More
Salvation has arrived!The cure I’m about to describeis one hundred percent prescribedby healthcare professionals worldwide. Available immediately, everywhere,readily accessible for … More
What is a huskador? A big, strong door that makes a low-pitched sound when you finally pry it open. What … More
Because we’ve neglected to get better, isn’t our generation far worse than its predecessors? It’s surely not survival of the … More
I really look forward to Friday’s Fibbing. Just puts a smile on my face to read all the brilliant responses … More
Who was the first cartoon character created by Walt Disney? Hickey Mouse–Walt was a real player. What is Stan Lee … More
If nothing else is true,my favorite cave to hide in’s you. I’m willing to bet my canoe,the safest barge I’ll … More
Ginger, Red, fire crotch, fire hydrant, carrot top, each one a singe, temper temper, is that your real color, Ginge? … More
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