I will not write love poetry this spring

I will not write love poetry this springeven when the season makes the city giddy,every block a white bosom bared,the … More

Death of a Public Servant

Behold, the crooked politician,a primate before the primaries.Swollen leg a map of all the placeshe’s trampled on then placated, pure … More

The Mad Machine’s Manifesto

Hey Users,

Stick your crooked schnozzles
back in your masks.
Sanitize your hands
before you touch me again.

Fibbing Friday-April 16th

What exactly is a “Five and Dime”? That’s the other thing you can do at five o’clock to unwind, and … More

CURE FOUND!

Salvation has arrived!The cure I’m about to describeis one hundred percent prescribedby healthcare professionals worldwide. Available immediately, everywhere,readily accessible for … More

Fibbing Friday-March 26th

What is a huskador? A big, strong door that makes a low-pitched sound when you finally pry it open. What … More

Survival of the Silliest

Because we’ve neglected to get better, isn’t our generation far worse than its predecessors? It’s surely not survival of the … More

Fibbing Friday-March 12th

I really look forward to Friday’s Fibbing. Just puts a smile on my face to read all the brilliant responses … More

Fibbing Friday-March 5th

Who was the first cartoon character created by Walt Disney? Hickey Mouse–Walt was a real player. What is Stan Lee … More

Only You

If nothing else is true,my favorite cave to hide in’s you. I’m willing to bet my canoe,the safest barge I’ll … More

Sunday Writing Prompt-Thoughts from a Ginge

Ginger, Red, fire crotch, fire hydrant, carrot top, each one a singe, temper temper, is that your real color, Ginge? … More

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