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What exactly is a “Five and Dime”? That’s the other thing you can do at five o’clock to unwind, and what you need to get there. What gets sold at a ”General Store”? Well, I can tell you it’s not lieutenants or sergeants. Why are they called “Department Stores”? Well, once you’ve departed one you’ll […]
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MoreWhat is a huskador? A big, strong door that makes a low-pitched sound when you finally pry it open. What is a cavapoo? A Spanish wine you had high hopes for that ended up tasting like shit. What is a chorkie? Well, that ‘appens to be a Yorkshire tyke whose chortling. What is a lollie? […]
MoreBecause we’ve neglected to get better, isn’t our generation far worse than its predecessors? It’s surely not survival of the fittest driving humankind’s existence like a bodybuilding, cross-fit marathon without end. No, buff bodies and battle-ax minds are often the first casualties of wars, diseases, and famines. Bright flames make the biggest targets. I dare […]
MoreI really look forward to Friday’s Fibbing. Just puts a smile on my face to read all the brilliant responses and take part. Enjoy! 1. Who, or what, is will o’ the wisp? Cousin to the Lucky Charms leprechaun, except he can no longer taste the rainbow. 2. What is a noggin? A kinda private dance […]
MoreWho was the first cartoon character created by Walt Disney? Hickey Mouse–Walt was a real player. What is Stan Lee most known for? Crushing Sit Lee in a Sumo wrestling match. It was brutal. What is the difference between anime and manga? Man-ga is for men and anim-e is for animals; its a sexist thing. What comic […]
MoreGinger, Red, fire crotch, fire hydrant, carrot top, each one a singe, temper temper, is that your real color, Ginge? Look a family of Gingers! Like we should be in a zoo. Can I touch your ‘do? Are you related to Ron Weasley? Do the curtains match the drapes? You’re hot, for a ginger (sleazy). […]
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