I Flew Down Under

I flew down under in my dreams.
I know ‘cause I came back with a receipt.
Paid for some formal education in Sidney,
a nice room at Hotel Straya.
Snags on the barbie
for me and my bogans,
and after the piss up,
I even picked up
the tab with
Cleanaway.

This morning I’m flogged,
‘flat out like a lizard drinkin’,
with unpacked bags
from my midnight walkabout.
Got some credit card clogs,
swimming nuddy in the swag.
One hell a’ trip, even lost my togs.

© 2022 | K.Hartless


Woke up with some flagged charges from overnight. Apparently, I took a bender of a trip to Oz’ so I thought I’d write about it. Luckily, all is sorted.

19 Comments

    1. Why thank you.💜 . Aussie slang is tops. Enjoyed having a vent after a bunch of charges appeared this morning from Australia on my credit card. Thought maybe I’d write about all these overnight adventures, I must have had

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      1. Hahaha. 😂 No documentation exists, expect in mind. 😅😂 That’s exactly so; and, it was long ago. Hehe. Maybe a tiny poem about it? So much fun.

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