I flew down under in my dreams.
I know ‘cause I came back with a receipt.
Paid for some formal education in Sidney,
a nice room at Hotel Straya.
Snags on the barbie
for me and my bogans,
and after the piss up,
I even picked up
the tab with
Cleanaway.
This morning I’m flogged,
‘flat out like a lizard drinkin’,
with unpacked bags
from my midnight walkabout.
Got some credit card clogs,
swimming nuddy in the swag.
One hell a’ trip, even lost my togs.
© 2022 | K.Hartless
Woke up with some flagged charges from overnight. Apparently, I took a bender of a trip to Oz’ so I thought I’d write about it. Luckily, all is sorted.
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quite interesting poem here…I am not sure I can make sense of it all but still, it is an interesting read.
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I may have had a bit too much fun with the Aussie slang words. I’m glad you found it intriguing. 😉
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Sounds like a pretty wild weekend, K! Glad you got it all ironed out 🙂
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Thanks, Tom. It was, indeed. Don’t think I got the FF miles, either. 😂 Nope. Just the bill.
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Very interesting. Love your Barbie set up and let’s not forget Ken. ❤️🤗🦋
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Why thank you.💜 . Aussie slang is tops. Enjoyed having a vent after a bunch of charges appeared this morning from Australia on my credit card. Thought maybe I’d write about all these overnight adventures, I must have had
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Haha that is a good one. Seriously those dolls were priceless. Nice touch. 🦋
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love the Aussie flavour of this one; made me smile 🙂
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I did alright with the lingo, then? Went in fishing for one word and ended up with a lot of words to use.
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I think I’ve actually lived through something similar before, yet not down under. Haha.😅😂 Awesome poem, K.
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Oh, this has to be documented. 😂😂I sense a bachelor partyesque story coming on. You must sometime tell me about it.
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Hahaha. 😂 No documentation exists, expect in mind. 😅😂 That’s exactly so; and, it was long ago. Hehe. Maybe a tiny poem about it? So much fun.
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Hello, Sheila🙋🏽 What a fun party happening here! Expensive though haha
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Ha! Yes, mate, but what they didn’t know was that I’m a real dingo.
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Lol. Did you spell Sydney that way deliberately? Are you making fun of the education? Sorry. I just had to clarify.
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Haha! Made me smile. How else to respond than write a poem?
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Yes, well. It was apparently epic and somehow I missed all the good bits. 😂
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😂
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Oz is a bit like that, a bit hazy in my memory, and filled with odd creatures.
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