Frank’s the host of Fibbing Friday this week. Join us.

1. What’s the difference between “going on holiday” and “taking a vacation”? Well, most people have to go, even on the holidays but taking a vacation means being able to chase one down first.
2. What’s the difference between a “rubbish bin” and a “trash can”? Oh, the rubbish bin holds so much more like all your bad ideas, terrible outfits, and even old boyfriends.
3. What’s the difference between the “boot” of a car and the “trunk” of a car? Your car never wants to get the boot but doesn’t mind a stylish pair of trunks, on occasion.
4. What’s the difference between a “nappie” and a “diaper”? Well, I still enjoy a good nappie in the afternoon when I can get one.
5. What’s the difference between the “pavement” and a “sidewalk”? I think the side-walk is what the Egyptians used to do if you look at the ancient pavements.
6. What’s the difference between “chips” and “French fries”? Well, I tell you, you definitely can’t gamble with the last one.
7. What’s the difference between the “bonnet” of a car and the “hood” of a car? Car’s wearing a bonnet are way outdated but those with a hood can still be cool, in the inner city.
8. What’s the difference between a “rubber” and an “eraser”? If you don’t use a rubber, you won’t be able to erase her, that’s for sure.
9. What’s the difference between a “flannel” and a “washcloth”? I’m pretty sure Lumberjacks only enjoy the first of these on a regular basis.
10. What’s the difference between a “pram” and a “stroller”? It’s pram-mature to think of buying either one of these when you first stroll’er.