Fibbing Friday-April 2nd

Why is April Fools Day on April 1st? It’s not, that’s just to fool you.
According to the old adage, exactly what do April showers bring? Oh that’s easy, April shower brings picnics to a standstill.
What is a Haiku? That’s a sneeze mid-hearty laugh.
How did the tradition of hiding eggs on Easter begin? Well, the first time was a mother explaining to her daughter how to avoid impregnation. You see, it’s all about hiding the eggs.
Why is it a tradition to serve lamb on Easter? It’s for all the bleating hearts.
Why is the season between winter and summer called spring? Because there was a leak discovered from all the melting snow.
Since March just recently ended, what is meant by the old adage, “In like a lion, out like a lamb”? Easy, anyone lying in the beginning of relationship will surely be axed in the first twelve months.
What is meant by the phrase, “trial by fire”? Is that where you test out cooking rabbit by placing the entire carcass on the grill and hoping for the best?
What is the difference between fact and theory? Well, one means to act fast and the other has to do with how well your can heary this.
What is a postulate? That’s when you’re late, so you post a couple sentences on your blog just to make a deadline.

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