1. What is a huskador? A big, strong door that makes a low-pitched sound when you finally pry it open.
2. What is a cavapoo? A Spanish wine you had high hopes for that ended up tasting like shit.
3. What is a chorkie? Well, that ‘appens to be a Yorkshire tyke whose chortling.
4. What is a lollie? The partner of any gag, especially when you want to take your sweet time doing something.
5. What is a dorkie? A room door that has a key of the hotel on the back, of course.
6. What is a springador? A door that has that boingy white spring on the back, perfect for cats to play with.
7. What is a scottie? Oh, that’s the black tea brewed in Scotland; needs a little milkie, super strong.
8. What is a puggle? That’s a puzzle with a g.g.(gigantic gap) because your toddler lost several pieces last time you put it together.
9. What is a pekalier? That when you stare longingly at one exposed peck of the hottie at the gym.
10. What is a schnappy? Well, that’s when you drink so much peppermint schnapps you have to spend the rest of the night visiting the toilet.

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