1. What is a tie dye?

When two people unknowingly plan to commit suicide at the exact same time at the exact same place. (Wait, isn’t there a book about that?—-Ah, yes, Nick Hornby’s A Long Way Down. )

2. What is a raglan sleeve?

This is a really cheap local area network you use on your fitbit when jogging. I’m headed out to spend some quality time with it now.

3. What is seersucker?

Oh, that’s the name of a department store and the type of people that shop there, right?

4. What is meant by a dropped waist?

A dropped waist is what happens when you’re not holding up your end of a 30 day crunch challenge.

5. What is a yoke collar?

That’s when you ask good ol’ Yoke to call’er cause you don’t want to deal with your nagging wife no more.

6. What is meant by pigeon toed?

Let’s just say it’s when an outie turns into an innie, and it’s not on purpose.

7. How many pleats are in a kilt?

Easy. The same as the number of bleats in a fold.

8. What is bias binding?

Bias binding is the criminally shoddy binding of magnificent novels written by penniless authors.

9. What is velcro?

Velcro is the the craze chia pet toy of the future that comes in the form of a crow. He’s very velvety when he grows.

10. What is twill webbing?

It’s the lil’ webbing on a baby duck’s feet. Aw, so cute.

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