VDay–Quips and Arrows

In the spirit of this silly holiday, I’ve collected a few of my favorite jokes, creating a few of my own in the process. Happy KDay! I mean, Happy Valentine’s Day!

  1. What did the poet say to her boyfriend? You’re the center of my uni’verse.
  2. What do you call two gravatars that are in love? “Tweethearts!”
  3. If he doesn’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that man-go.
  4. Who always has a date on Valentine’s day? A calendar
  5. When do bed bugs fall in love? In the spring.
  6. How can you save money on Valentine’s gifts? Become single.
  7. Which type of flower is the best at giving smooches? Tulips
  8. Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn’t suit his taste!
  9. How does a blogger show his love? Makes sure to reblog-her frequently.
  10. What sound does bloggercupid’s arrow make? Ping!


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